SLU Set to Ban TBOC!- Book Burning Enters the Digital Age

All the Fucking Hatas Get on Our Backs-- Story Developing!

We recently received a letter from one of our sources in the administration. President Dan "Sully" Sullivan has issued orders to the Information Technology Advisory Committee (ITAC) to block all "University work-station" (i.e. SLU computers found in labs and the library) access to Take Back Our Campus!. Sullivan's memo to the entire SLU community is forthcoming, expected shortly after school resumes.

Despite the clearly Stalinist implications of blocking student access to a website, we are most upset about the reality of the situation. While the edict from Sully's on-high will not preclude students rich enough to buy their own computers (or have their daddies buy a Dell laptop for them) from viewing our site, the poor students who lack rich daddies (or White sugar daddies, which we highly recommend) to buy them computers will no longer see our site unless they view it in the room of a PC-owning friend.

If any of our readers are upset by SLU's upcoming restriction of free speech, please send an e-mail to President Dan Sullivan.