Another SLU Muffy is a victim. We all know how society has failed the Larries and Muffies of the world. It's a tough life having mommy and daddy provide everything for you, going to all-white elite schools in which even if all you do is snort cocaine and fail your classes you'll still go to work for mommy and daddy anyway. We must have pity on such oppressed souls. The newest victim is Heather Thomas, Il Duce of the Greek Victimhood Movement, and Student Delegate to the Board of Trustees. Poor Heather is being harassed. How is she being harassed? She was asked questions, sinister questions about what she is paid $600 a semester to do. In public no less! Poor Heather. Heather let all her fellow oppressed executive board members know about this outrage, like cancer patient Peter Snedeker (he has "raging" mono) and working class heroes such as Molly Ryan and Alex Shephard, demanding something be done to put a stop to these thugs asking questions about access for the disabled. The Executive Board quickly went to work today, organizing an emergency meeting to care for the victim. Larries and Muffies all over should rejoice as their elected representatives take harassment of the oppressed (and diverse) masses of white elites seriously. Soon the evildoer will be brought to justice and such indecent behavior will never happen again.